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A middle-aged woman had a heart attack and was taken to hospital.  While on the operating table she had a near-death experience.  Seeing God she asked, “Is my time up?” 

God said, “No, you have another 43 years, 2 months and 8 days to live.” 

Upon hearing this, the woman decided to stay in the hospital and have a facelift.  She even had someone change her hair colour.  She was released from the hospital and while crossing the road she was killed by a car. 

Arriving in front of God she demanded, “I thought you said I had 43 years, 2 months and 8 days to live?  Why didn’t you pull me out of the path of the car?” 

God replied, “I didn’t recognize you.”

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